Sex talk 

@RomanticIsa i feel your frustration! What now?

Juny boosted

Pls boost so I can show my wife how a toot can go round the world

(we are boarding a long haul flight and will be on the other side of the world when I turn my phone back on, so even with 0 boosts I think this will be a sound demonstration)

Juny boosted

But seriously, people who don’t support #open #standards, how are we gonna achieve a #StarTrek future where we can easily have video calls among ships from different planets and races, including #Klingons and #Romulan ships?

Do you think the #Ferengi created a video call app to unite races from all over the Universe and they’ll never take advantage of owning that app?

Would you trust the #Ferengi? Then why you trust the tech bros?

Juny boosted

Trans erotica thoughts 

@musingsofaswitch

Well that’s the point, watching porn is using your imagination writing about is would be the same.

Trans erotica thoughts 

@musingsofaswitch

kinky.business/@EmmaTheAlt/110 What if....

I wrote erotica

But it was Karen erotica?

Like "Costco complaints sodomized me" or "Walmart after dark - an erotic journey through canned goods"

I think this could be big.

- She has skills

@poezel en hoe was het? Zo happy zie je er niet uit.

@Matthijs nice!
Zat je in een zak? Of schoot je met lange lens?

lewd, chastity 

@dubaro that is the question. I think it depends per person.

I guess it's finding a guilty pleasure that will give you the satisfaction in need.

The downside is it shouldn't become a substitute for your partner

And the k5 pro arrived! Now I'll have to get the DT 990 pro

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