Sex talk 

@RomanticIsa i feel your frustration! What now?

Juny boosted

Pls boost so I can show my wife how a toot can go round the world

(we are boarding a long haul flight and will be on the other side of the world when I turn my phone back on, so even with 0 boosts I think this will be a sound demonstration)

Juny boosted

But seriously, people who don’t support #open #standards, how are we gonna achieve a #StarTrek future where we can easily have video calls among ships from different planets and races, including #Klingons and #Romulan ships?

Do you think the #Ferengi created a video call app to unite races from all over the Universe and they’ll never take advantage of owning that app?

Would you trust the #Ferengi? Then why you trust the tech bros?

Juny boosted

Trans erotica thoughts 


Well that’s the point, watching porn is using your imagination writing about is would be the same.

Trans erotica thoughts 

@musingsofaswitch What if....

I wrote erotica

But it was Karen erotica?

Like "Costco complaints sodomized me" or "Walmart after dark - an erotic journey through canned goods"

I think this could be big.

- She has skills

@poezel en hoe was het? Zo happy zie je er niet uit.

@Matthijs nice!
Zat je in een zak? Of schoot je met lange lens?

lewd, chastity 

@dubaro that is the question. I think it depends per person.

I guess it's finding a guilty pleasure that will give you the satisfaction in need.

The downside is it shouldn't become a substitute for your partner

And the k5 pro arrived! Now I'll have to get the DT 990 pro

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